"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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