Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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