4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
