The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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