He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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