she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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