do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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