We won't sleep together?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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