yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
