so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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