so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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