yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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