I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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