someone get that fucking seahorse.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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