i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
