I'm really into asian looking animals
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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