I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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