On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Drake has all the answers
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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