If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
tell me about the eggs
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