would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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