I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
"it" just moved
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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