Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Terrible idea I love it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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