If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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