dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
