he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
jump out the window naked night went bad
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