Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
