I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dicks are not precious.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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