We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize