So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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