sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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