do herpes really smell.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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