Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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