I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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