you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
