This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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