I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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