Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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