I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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