I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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