Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
whose parrot is this?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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