is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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