what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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