I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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