He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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