I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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