BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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