I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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