You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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