I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i think im in europe. pls send help
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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