like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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