go do what you do best...puke behind churches
from now on my penis is your penis
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
This toilet bowl is my home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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