I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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