be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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