Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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