I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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